I'm 90% sure I told you all I would forget about and abandon this blog at some point. And if there's one thing I'm good at it's lowering peoples expectations*, so I hope you all weren't disappointed when it finally happened.
*I'm actually terrible at lowering peoples expectations, due to how incredible I am.
I decided that I'm just going start writing about whatever I've been doing, like some dystopian mom blog you can't stop reading because you wish your life was better. Damn, I just used the word dystopian in reference to an American family situation. Edgy, right? Uh oh! What will I say next?
