My hobbies include (but are not limited to), being articulately sarcastic, writing down things in the middle of the night that don't make sense in the morning, staring at other peoples dogs, laughing randomly at the worst possible time and dancing inappropriately.
Here are the answers to the FAQ's that would probably be asked frequently if anyone had ever actually asked questions.
One, I'm not pregnant (if that happens I'll be just as surprised as you), therefore this blog is not about being pregnant or eating for the health of both you and your child. I don't want to put you through another condescending "better than you" raising your children blog.
Two, this blog is not about obesity or some inspirational yet emotionally unstable battle against my weight. I (hope I am) at my healthy weight, so if that's what you were hoping for, you're outta luck. I just named the blog that because I say it now and then and I'm personally proud of its hilariousness.
Three, To be honest, I can't really tell you what this blog is going to be about. I'll just tell you it's going to be a surprise, not only for you but for both of us... because I have no idea either.
